Well, Just came back from Philidelphia, Saw the streets, talked to hobos, and went to malls...AND FOR WHAT? To be awesome.

China town rocks in Phili. Everyone uses an effort to speak English, its hilarious. And the foods good too..Still haven't found this POCKY you speak of Zoe...Although I did 'lift a FEEEWWWW good stuff when the lady and the camera wast working >_>..Some kind of..jello bar..I dunno..BUT, me and friend while we were down there just decided to enjoy the city life and kick back the ps2. Then after a few days..HERSHEY PARK..

Hershey Park, the most OVERATED Park in existence. Only 2 good rides exist there, Storm Runner and Lightning racer. Thats it. The rest SUCK. I rode Storm Runner for 5 HOURS till I got bored of it...Which is hard..

I THEN PROCEEDED TO COME HOME..And make a small investment in..A Bearded Dragon..WHICH ARE SO AWESOMELY..Dare I say..Cute? Theyre like big fat scaly..Well uh..Things..Which poop a lot and when they do IT SMELLS LIKE THE BOWLS OF HADES. But theyre GREAT PETS...I named mine Jim Morrison..AND he rocks..ANd so does ,"The Doors," Movie. Go rent it. and while you're at it, get The Wall too..And Freddy got Fingered..

AND GET GOING GREEK..Its like The 2003 version of Animal House..With more boobs..If thats possible..God I love those movies..

Oh and OH MY GOD..GO SEE WAR OF THE WORLDS NOW..Great movie. It had amazing moments that keep you on the edge of your seat. I might go see it AGAIN..Again..Its just so godly awesome that you just wanna crap your pants and yell at the top of your lungs how much they overprice Chicken Selects at McDonalds to the tune of I WANNA SING-A.

Oh, and go here [link] Its hilarious. You'll love me for it if you do.

AND NOW..ANGRY TICKS FIRE OUT OF MY NIPPLES!!

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